Oscars?
Did you watch them? I didn't. I was here, at my studio working until 9pm last night.
I have opinions though. Like....
Um, I think your boobs are supposed to be inside your top. Also who are you? And why are you on the red carpet? Dude, fix your top!
Beauty queen meets corporate logo. Like maybe a coozie company's water park family outing day. She is the queen of that day.
Why you hiding your killer bod like that? Your right boob is running away btw. Oh, and your forehead died from lack of oxygen. Your eyes are in danger of suffocation too. Also, you are kinda supposed to wear formal shoes with a formal dress, not...what is that? Tweed? Fail.
Not surprised. She is such a beautiful woman too, but she is determined to look like dip dyed kleenex art project.
Color! Love. Don't love the hair. Like the cuff. Wish she had her hair up though, it would be so much less barbie.
Pretty dress, what happend to the hair here Jennifer? Hm? Did you find that at the mall?
Win: Best dressed couple. So classic and tasteful. I love her sleeves and the blue black mix on his suit, so chic. Plus he left his earrings at home, whew. How come all the famous people wore boring dresses? So sad. Was it funny at least?
I have opinions though. Like....
Um, I think your boobs are supposed to be inside your top. Also who are you? And why are you on the red carpet? Dude, fix your top!
Beauty queen meets corporate logo. Like maybe a coozie company's water park family outing day. She is the queen of that day.
Why you hiding your killer bod like that? Your right boob is running away btw. Oh, and your forehead died from lack of oxygen. Your eyes are in danger of suffocation too. Also, you are kinda supposed to wear formal shoes with a formal dress, not...what is that? Tweed? Fail.
Not surprised. She is such a beautiful woman too, but she is determined to look like dip dyed kleenex art project.
LOVE the color! Is this Velvet? She looks amazing. Wish the earrings were bolder and the straps slightly less flared, but the fit and color are perfect. I also wish her jewelry were more....Kate Blanchet. You know? Bolder, graphic, something to offset the slightly 80's cut of this gown.
Color! Love. Don't love the hair. Like the cuff. Wish she had her hair up though, it would be so much less barbie.
Pretty dress, what happend to the hair here Jennifer? Hm? Did you find that at the mall?
Win: Best dressed couple. So classic and tasteful. I love her sleeves and the blue black mix on his suit, so chic. Plus he left his earrings at home, whew. How come all the famous people wore boring dresses? So sad. Was it funny at least?
electric blue....from my home state. A former Miss South Carolina. From Myrtle Beach....too much time spent among neon signs I suppose. Explains a lot doesn't it
ReplyDeleteAha! It's the tan, the dress, the pose! She needs to be trained to not be so obvious.
DeleteYou are especially funny today, Michelle! Love the "dead forehead" and the "kleenex dress" comments! Ha!
ReplyDeleteI never watch the awards shows. I wait for Fashion Police the following Monday night. :) But I did watch last night and I thought the show was a total bust. So boring. There were a couple of moments but you know, meh. Watching Space Dive on NatGeo afterwards was much more exciting and worth my time.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you on Robin Robert's blue dress. She looked beautiful. I also loved Naomi Watts (and Liev) but I always love them.
Oh yeah, Naomi looked totally fresh and sexy and sophisticated. Huge agree
Deletetotally hilarious!
ReplyDeletethanks :)
I think awards shows are torture to watch. Boring. But I love your commentary here on the dresses. I totally agree with all your statements.
ReplyDeleteI would never peg you for a girl to watch an award show, but certainly a girl who appreciates a pretty dress ;)
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Deletedaniel day lewis is such a fox. rebecca miller needed to take the gel out of her hair and start over. she needed a stylist. period.
ReplyDeleteshe is so smart and talented and she is the wife of the best actor in the universe!! fix the hair.
naomi watts for the win.