Meet Jean LeFrenchy

He is rather handsome isn't he? His buttocks were worthy of a little sketch too, and he is quite proud of himself I should say. At the time of this portrait he was a bachelor of 29 years, you can see that he has yet to acquire the long, silky mustache he would later become famous for. Other qualities of note: he never writes to his mother, but one time he did send her a trained seal as a birthday gift. His favorite drink is chocolate milk, and his favorite food is chinese, which is kind of odd. He works out, but only his neck, as you can see he is the reining neck girth champion of South Eastern France.